One time I fell through a ceiling and ….lived
"This is Los Angeles. There are same-sex families on ever fucking street corner! She was born in this fucking hospital, and both of our names are on the fucking birth certificate! So, why don’t you just give us a fucking break you straight, bureaucratic maggot, and get our daughter to see a God damn doctor! …..Please"
aw damn that’s a hard question……consciousness. because that’s what I have to study right now and it’s blowing/frustrating my mind. How about you?
13 Things Not To Say To Your Lesbian Friend
It’s 2014. Nearly everyone has a token lesbian friend. Hell, some of you even have two. Here are a few tips on what not to say to those lesbian friends (friendsbians, if you will) so that they’ll love you forever.
8. But… how do you know you’re gay?
Well, when I see a cute guy I’m like ‘Hey, what’s up, you’re cute,’ and when I see a cute girl I’m like *hides in a corner and can’t talk.* Then when the boy wanted to date me, I was like ‘Sorry, I’m gay,’ and when the girl wanted to date me I was like *hid in a corner and couldn’t talk,* and now we’re married.